Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
