After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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