He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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