I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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