Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My vagina just clenched in fear
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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