Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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