why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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