He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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