dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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