Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Bring me that man meat
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
