problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
