I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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