Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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