I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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