I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just tell him i said nine months
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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