Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize