In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm too high and old for this...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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