hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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