She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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