But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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