she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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