I wanna bring you to show and tell
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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