what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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