So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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