i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize
