Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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