Say something about gay babies.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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