I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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