with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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