I'm really into asian looking animals
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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