we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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