i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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