at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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