Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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