apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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