New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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