who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
