It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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