i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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