Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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