She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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