She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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