I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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