hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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