did you get engaged???
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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