I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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