i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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