South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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