I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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