p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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