how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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