Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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