i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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