I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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