I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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