Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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