I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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