so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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